I'm too stoned on pain killers and muscle relaxers to write a REAL blog, but I did want to at least give y'all a few things to think about.
For some reason...maybe it's the drugs, I've had a sick little song running thru my mind lately. Imagine the tune of "John Brown's Body" with the following lyrics...on a loop:
James Brown's body keeps a movin' all around,
James Brown's body keeps a movin' all around,
and on and on and on. Just pick a spot and let that drug-abusing, woman beating man rest in whatever peace the Almighty sees fit to let him have.
Am I the only one who thinks Nancy Pelosi lokoed like she was suckin' on lemons during parts of The State of the Union address? And doesn't she need to learn a different nervous other than biting and sucking on the left half of her bottom lip? That was just plain distracting and very unprofessional!
And that's about all the coherent thoughts I can squeeze out, sorry.
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Pelosi is bedang. Total Eww.
John Brown's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave
John Brown's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave
John Brown's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave
His soul goes marching on
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
His soul is marching on
He captured Harper's Ferry with his nineteen men so true
He frightened old Virginia till she trembled
through and through
They hung him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew
His soul is marching on
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
His soul is marching on
John Brown died that the slave might be free,
John Brown died that the slave might be free,
John Brown died that the slave might be free,
But his soul is marching on!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
His soul is marching on
The stars above in Heaven are looking kindly down
The stars above in Heaven are looking kindly down
The stars above in Heaven are looking kindly down
On the grave of old John Brown
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
His soul is marching on
I think I like that stuff you're on. Guess you aren't gonna share, are you?
No, Flo, I'm NOT gonna share. That's ILLEGAL. It's a FELONY to share presciption drugs with a person for whom the drug is not prescribed. You don't want me to be a FELON, do you?
Matt, it's things like that comment that have earned you the nickname SNSS.
I thought Nancy Pelosi's dentures were slipping. She's horribly distracting.
Heh. Image of Nany P. shimmying and saying "Cootchie!?!"
Haw.
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