Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Random Thoughts

I'm too stoned on pain killers and muscle relaxers to write a REAL blog, but I did want to at least give y'all a few things to think about.
For some reason...maybe it's the drugs, I've had a sick little song running thru my mind lately. Imagine the tune of "John Brown's Body" with the following lyrics...on a loop:
James Brown's body keeps a movin' all around,
James Brown's body keeps a movin' all around,
and on and on and on. Just pick a spot and let that drug-abusing, woman beating man rest in whatever peace the Almighty sees fit to let him have.

Am I the only one who thinks Nancy Pelosi lokoed like she was suckin' on lemons during parts of The State of the Union address? And doesn't she need to learn a different nervous other than biting and sucking on the left half of her bottom lip? That was just plain distracting and very unprofessional!

And that's about all the coherent thoughts I can squeeze out, sorry.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pelosi is bedang. Total Eww.

Matt G said...

John Brown's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave
John Brown's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave
John Brown's body lies a-mold'ring in the grave
His soul goes marching on

Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
His soul is marching on

He captured Harper's Ferry with his nineteen men so true
He frightened old Virginia till she trembled
through and through
They hung him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew
His soul is marching on


Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!

His soul is marching on
John Brown died that the slave might be free,
John Brown died that the slave might be free,
John Brown died that the slave might be free,
But his soul is marching on!


Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
His soul is marching on

The stars above in Heaven are looking kindly down
The stars above in Heaven are looking kindly down
The stars above in Heaven are looking kindly down
On the grave of old John Brown

Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!
His soul is marching on

Flo said...

I think I like that stuff you're on. Guess you aren't gonna share, are you?

HollyB said...

No, Flo, I'm NOT gonna share. That's ILLEGAL. It's a FELONY to share presciption drugs with a person for whom the drug is not prescribed. You don't want me to be a FELON, do you?

HollyB said...

Matt, it's things like that comment that have earned you the nickname SNSS.

phlegmfatale said...

I thought Nancy Pelosi's dentures were slipping. She's horribly distracting.

G Bro said...

She's going on 67. She's had more face work than Charo. Somewhere at the back of her head is a knob you turn to tighten up the skin. And I know that in the next two years she will either slip into oblivion or do TONS of things to annoy all of you.

Anonymous: what is "bedang", other than the present imperfect tense of the German verb bedingen?

Matt G said...

Heh. Image of Nany P. shimmying and saying "Cootchie!?!"

Haw.