Now I have to reveal five little known facts about myself and tag five other bloggers.
- I have tiny teeth. They may not look that small, but when I had to have a "bite guard" made last year, the Dentist had to use a pediatric mold tray.
- When I was 10, I snuck into the men's restroom at church, just to see what it looked like. That was my first view of a urinal.
- I have been a victim of gun violence. When I was 6 years old my older brother shot me in the bum with a BB gun.
- I sold Latin homework and English term papers in high school. But I wasn't hypocritical enough to join the National Honor Society, like some of my customers!
- I still have my green, 8-sided die from my "Vampire- the Masquerade" RPG days. I was a magic slinging blood sucker.
OK, now you know five things about me that you didn't know before. Well, gbro may have remembered #4. And my XY offspring may know #5. But I'll bet the rest of y'all are surprised.
I'm tagging:
- PhlegmFatale
- Lovi
- Diamond Mair
- Nude Steve
- I would have tagged Flo, but Ambulance driver STOLE her!
AD, I'm just guessing, but I think it's called a "Meme" b/c it's all about ME. DUH, big red truck about to run over your butt!
7 comments:
You tagged Steve but didn't link him, and don't have him in your link list/blogroll. How they gonna know where to go?
Ahhhh...so just like I've long suspected...it IS all about ME.
It's enough to warm my narcissistic little heart. ;)
I used to do essays and term papers for hire, too. I sold my senior term paper no less than 10 times over the years.
If any of the Academically Uninspired out there are looking for a good character analysis of Don Quixote, I'll quote you a good price. *grin*
Stole me? Why in the world would he steal me? 'S not like he's gonna get a reward or anything.
And no, AD, it's all about ME! I believe that was the title of my very first post.
I'm right there with you on number 3. They talk about assault rifles, whatever the hell that means, but they never mention BB guns. I was shot, too, by my evil brother. Then he shot out his light and told Dad that I did it.
Flo, he stole you as a "tag". But I can think of lots of people who might want to "steal" you. After all, you ARE a former beauty pagent contestant!
And Steve, should we start a "victims advocacy" group? I think there's a way to squeeze money out of our childhood pain if we write the grant proposal just right.
AD, I used a middle man to sell my work. Kinda like the Godfathers giving "whack" orders to the soldiers. It's always good to have a buffer. That small percentage I paid him was worth the plausible deniablity it gave me.
OK, there you go, Hols. I've done your meme - happy? :)
Speed reading ain't worth shit when your comprehension slips is it, G?
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