Flo NEEDS Your Sympathy

I've been waitin' since Friday for her to post sumthin' sumthin' about her injury, but I guess the temporary disability of one of her phalanges is preventing her from operatin' the keyboard. You see, when I called her to get a little sympathy for my Sting on Friday and to talk for a bit to her and Crazy Baby [aka Lainy] I found my measly little blood blister trumped by stitches! But I did get sympathy. Not as much as I gave, mind ya', but still...I'll take what I can get.
But Flo put me on "speaker" so she, Crazy Baby and I could have a three way conversation. And boy howdee, we talked for close to 2 hours. Good thing I have that free long distance thing, huh? Now that I've been to Flo's version of the Taj Mahal, I could even visualize them as we were carryin' on this conversation. Flo's office, the view out the windows to the patio when CB went out to smoke two cigs @ a time; the bookcases in the background; the view out the OTHER wall of windows as she came back from the kitchen with a drink; that incredible kitchen with the cabinets and counter space I would KILL for; the finger slicin' knife set in the Killer Kitchen.
Oh, speakin' of the knife set... it's her son's fault that she hurt herself. Well, her son and KSA. Her son b/c he supplied the knife and KSA for distractin' her while she was usin' the knife. And maybe CB, just a little, for wantin' a Key Lime Pie so that Flo had to cut the Key Limes in the first place. See when I was there I didn't make her cut up any limes, now did I?
So go over to Flyin' Flo's Forum and give the Brave Flo some sympathy so maybe she'll heal faster, mkay?

Too Busy to Post

OK, I know I said I'd post something from Flo's on Thursday...but obviously I didn't know before hand just HOW much fun I was gonna be having up here. I have managed to pull my head out of the bottomless Margarita bucket long enough to report in briefly.

When I get home I'll tell y'all about the all night family diner/gambling den Dearly Beloved and I discovered in Wichita. I'll also let you know how Oklahomans treat Red River Wetbacks. But for now, I just want y'all to know what it was like for me to meet my B'day Twin, Lainy.

She is a frequent commenter here, so some of you may feel like you know her already. Don't. The Woman is "Crazy, Baby". and I mean that in the way...The Killer, Jerry Lee meant it. She is a wild woman to equal yours truly! Funny, Smart, Gorgeous, wicked, but not in a BAD way. I just wish she could have spent more time here before going off to visit her sons. I told Flo y'day and today, "I MISS Lainy." Today she was ready to slap me for bein' so whiney. BUt I swan y'all, I woke up Friday with sore cheek muscles from stayin' up 'til Midnight laughin' and foolin' around with Flo and Lainy.

Flo has been slavin' over a hot stove practically the entire time we've been here. Well, when she's not out on the back porch, sipping on a frozen 'Rita with the rest of us. Or out shoppin' with Lainy and me. Or just me. Or going to breakfast with me and the usual Friday morning group of Girlfriends. I think I'm probably gonna weigh about 10 lbs. more when I leave Monday than when I got here last Wednesday.

Anyway for more news about what we've been up to...go over to Flo's blog later today or tomorrow.