Sunday, July 15, 2007

Flo NEEDS Your Sympathy

I've been waitin' since Friday for her to post sumthin' sumthin' about her injury, but I guess the temporary disability of one of her phalanges is preventing her from operatin' the keyboard. You see, when I called her to get a little sympathy for my Sting on Friday and to talk for a bit to her and Crazy Baby [aka Lainy] I found my measly little blood blister trumped by stitches! But I did get sympathy. Not as much as I gave, mind ya', but still...I'll take what I can get.
But Flo put me on "speaker" so she, Crazy Baby and I could have a three way conversation. And boy howdee, we talked for close to 2 hours. Good thing I have that free long distance thing, huh? Now that I've been to Flo's version of the Taj Mahal, I could even visualize them as we were carryin' on this conversation. Flo's office, the view out the windows to the patio when CB went out to smoke two cigs @ a time; the bookcases in the background; the view out the OTHER wall of windows as she came back from the kitchen with a drink; that incredible kitchen with the cabinets and counter space I would KILL for; the finger slicin' knife set in the Killer Kitchen.
Oh, speakin' of the knife set... it's her son's fault that she hurt herself. Well, her son and KSA. Her son b/c he supplied the knife and KSA for distractin' her while she was usin' the knife. And maybe CB, just a little, for wantin' a Key Lime Pie so that Flo had to cut the Key Limes in the first place. See when I was there I didn't make her cut up any limes, now did I?
So go over to Flyin' Flo's Forum and give the Brave Flo some sympathy so maybe she'll heal faster, mkay?

4 comments:

lainy said...

Hey! She got a little sympathy from me. I refused to let her cook or do dishes. That's all she's gettin' from me.

I was asked " Do you like Key Lime Pie" and said yes. I didn't KNOW she would make me one. Sweet thought though.

Guess I'll go over and give her sympathy and hell for gettin' 5 stitches since, once again, it's my fault.

Flo said...

ROFLOL I like your version much better. I should have checked here before I posted mine.

Once the swelling and contusions go down and I'm not so squeamish, I'll take pics...for Phlegm, of course!

lainy said...

Flo- I'll bet you like her version better, you wicked she devil!!!!!!!!

phlegmfatale said...

Well, you know, you DID have bolts through your finger until, like, 5 minutes ago, so you're un-trumpable for a wee bit. Still, poor Flo.