Sunday, June 04, 2006

How my Brother and I Will Rule the World or

at least the USA.
Technically, when it gets down to the DNA, I'm an only child.
But in reality I have 4 brothers. With 2 Mothers. And 1 Daddy.
See, my original Mother had my older brother with her 1st husband.
Then she had me with my Daddy, her second husband.
Then my Daddy gave me my Love -Mother and 3 Steps.
All these brothers' names start with a D.

OK, now that you've got the background straight, I can tell you how my favorite Step, the middle one, and I are going to rule the USA. {BTW he is a big time UT fan so I'm writing in burnt orange in deference to his one flaw}

Since I like to protect my Loved One's privacy here in cyberspace I'll call him, Bro.
One of Bro's favorite pithy sayings is "We gotta thin the herd". One of my favorite pithy sayings is "You! Outta the Gene Pool".
Wouldn't these make catchy campaign slogans? We'd get the politically incorrect vote for sure.
Let Hillary run in '08. Whoever runs, whoever wins in '08 this country will be so sick of business as usual politicians that a majority may actually be ready for a change. Maybe ready enough to get off their collective, apathetic a$$es and pay attention to the news instead of American Idol and Survivor. To get out and vote for a change instead of staying home and vegging.
Maybe Bro and I won't rule the world in '12, maybe we'll start with TX, once Kinky has left office. Or if, Goddess forbid, he doesn't win or live up to his promises, and we have to kick him out.
Heck, I'd be satisfied with taking a School Board seat. Listen to me. Well, I might actually do it, someday.



7 comments:

G Bro said...

Slow down, girl! Too fast, too furious! You're blogging once an hour!

All with initial D? Well, that screws up my Larry, Darryl and Darryl theory.

So you are going to rule the world? We'd better fire up the ads from Bladerunner.

"A new life awaits you in the Off-World colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure. New...-- A new life awaits you in the Off-World colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure. New climate, recreational facilities.....absolutely free"

Anybody who would take that offer doesn't belong in your gene pool, anyway.

G Bro said...

By the way, who SHOULD your brother root for if not Texas?

HollyB said...

TAMU, of course.

G Bro said...

TAMU?! Are you kidding me? What's you connection to them?

Hullabaloo, kaneck kaneck.

HollyB said...

Our littlest Bro is on the Faculty at TAMU. He teaches Kinesiology and is a rehab specialist.

Cait said...

EXCUSE ME but the AAotA will RULE THE WORLD...and we may make an exception that will allow your G'bro to assist. Harrumph!

Cait said...

vrEXCUSE ME but the AAotA will RULE THE WORLD...and we may make an exception that will allow your G'bro to assist. Harrumph!