Wheeeeee

I forget from surgery to surgery just how much I like me that Versed! Yeah, that is some kinda good drug, there. Gimme some more of THAT.

When I woke up, I was hurtin' pretty bad, so they shot me up with some Morphine! It was the second time I had been given that drug and I liked it! The first time I got it I was havin' chest pain that wasn't THAT kind of chest pain, but we all thought it was at the time. So although I got kinda floaty, I didn't enjoy it like I did today.
Today, I understand why people get addicted to this stuff. And I will tell you right now, I would be a HAPPY junkie. I was babbling like I had good sense. I was singing "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" off key, of course; and telling jokes, just generally having a GRAND time. The Nurse told me it wouldn't last very long, that it wasn't a very big dose. Well, I'll let y'all in on a little secret: I must be a cheap date where Morphine is concerned. I was still high as a kite 2.5 hours later when I went to bed at home.

But all the friends and fam I called before going to bed knew I was in a good mood. Don't think there was any doubt about that.

Well, I'm tired and hurting and have a road trip tomorrow. Y'all have fun while I'm gone.