had me laughing to the point of tears. For some reason I couldn't get the individual post to come up in the address bar. Oh, well. It's the April 21 entry from Augusta. And you need to be reading the blog on a regular basis.
You've heard that old saying about not bringing a knife to a gun fight? Well, let's add: "Don't bring a BB gun to a gun fight." I mean after all, the bad guy coulda put the driver's eye out with that thing!